how many followers do I need until I get random anons asking me how my day was?
"its them they’re here" the starbucks employees scream. outside a line of white girls with their new iPhones awaiting their first instagram
if you ever feel bad about yourself i want you to know that my catholic roommate once asked me what a pope was
she also asked me why guacamole tasted like avocados
she thought california was its own country (i literally have a list of shit she has said and i’m going to add to this every week)